HEY FATSO!! YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE A PURPOSE!
Just when you thought that obese human males had no useful purpose on earth (saving the opportunity to boost health care costs and to recycle piano crates), think again. The Florida Marlins have assembled a cheer squad called the Manatees, composed entirely of dog-ugly, obese males to cheer on the team.
You have to admit that this is not the first lousy idea to come from the Marlins’ organization.
