Greenville Braces for Jonser Invastion
Of all the embarrassing things Greenville, SC is known for, one of the most embarrassing is the presence of Bob Jones University. We here are known as the epicenter of one of the most bizarre and destructive cults ever to exist in the USA: Jonesism.
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Not much different from the Jim Jones nightmare, these Jonsers drink the Kool-Aid and live to breed more Jonsers. What most of them do is go back where they came from after graduating (and receiving their worthless diplomas) and then come back to Greenville, SC when they realize that they cannot exist in the real world.
So next week what do we have to deal with? Jonsers from Jonser schools around the country are going to swarm over the Jonser compound, get recruited and brainwashed in the name of competing in Jonser-style fine arts.
h yes! How could I forget? The Jonser Art Museum that was financed by public funds by the will of insidious Jonsers on county council! If you’ve been anywhere near the new albatross Library downtown this past week, you would have seen dozens of blue and white Jonser vans transporting brainwashed cult members in and out of the publically financed Jonser art Museum (NEWS FLASH: Greenville already had an art museum downtown. Now we have two of these freaking monstrosities to pay for!).
All week I’ve seen the little Jonsers scurrying about trying to make the old Coca-Cola building look as much as a Bob Jones University building as possible. From the hideous overdone columns to the traditional Jonser landscaping to the bizarre pointed roof they’ve put on part of it, the building looks a hundred times worse than anything Jed Clampett would have done. Couple that with the publicly funded fountain being constructed next to the BB&T building, Greenville has managed to cause the entire west side of Buncombe Street to become a hideous eyesore.
Anyway, the Jonsers are trying to make sure that everything is just right in their rigid, scripted, fake society so they can attract as many of the Jonser-educated high school students as possible. Remember, the Jonser cult breeds its growth, otherwise it would have died out decades ago.
Yippee.
Read about the Jonser invasion HERE.
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