The TIW Blog has announced it’s official campaign slogan for the Presidential election of 2008. It even rhymes, so hopefully you can memorize it until you abandon all thoughts of voting for John McCain. Here it is:

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ONE VOTE FOR OBAMA HUSSEIN
IS TWO VOTES AGAINST JOHN McCAIN
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If you abstain or vote third party, McCain only loses one vote. If you vote Democrat (against McCain), Juan McCain actually loses TWO votes.

OK. So you’re too stupid to figure it out? I’ll give you an example:

SCENARIO #1

Setting: John McCain and Obama HUSSEIN are tied 10 votes each.

Action: YOU show up to vote. You either vote third party or you do not vote for Juan McCain.

Result: John McCain lost your vote. Rather than being 11 votes for McCain and 10 votes for Obama, the vote remains tied. Juan McCain needs just one vote to take the lead.

SCENARIO #2

Setting: John McCain and Obama HUSSEIN are tied 10 votes each.

Action: YOU show up to vote. You vote for Obama HUSSEIN.

Result: John McCain lost your vote, and Obama gained your vote. This results in a disparity of TWO votes rather than just one. The vote could have been 11 (McCain) to 10 (Obama), but it is rather 11 (Obama) to 10 (McCain). Because of YOUR VOTE, McCain now needs TWO votes to over come YOUR VOTE.

PLEASE BE A SUICIDE VOTER! VOTE DEMOCRAT AGAINST JOHN McCAIN in 2008!

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