When a person proposes that Jesus was a liberal (presumably according to the American political liberal, not merely a liberal giver), that person exposes sheer lunacy.

1. Unlike Mexicans, Jesus was not a criminal resident or an illegal alien.

2. Unlike liberals, Jesus did not favor killing children: he healed them.
3. Unlike liberals, Jesus did not believe in stealing from one person and giving that which has been stolen to another person.
4. Unlike liberals, Jesus did not support adultery and other immorality.
5. Unlike liberals, Jesus condemned hypocrisy.
6. Unlike liberals, Jesus never compelled the government to be compassionate. His followers were to be compassionate and involved in ministry to the poor.
7. Unlike liberals, Jesus never worked to starve the sick to death.
8. Unlike liberals, When people took their clothes off in public, he cast demons out of them rather than excuse their behavior.
9. Unlike liberals, Jesus didn’t live lavishly and expect the common people to do their part to make up for it. Jesus actually lived what he believed and taught.
10. Unlike liberals, Jesus didn’t lie or prey upon the ignorant and illiterate.
11. Unlike liberals, Jesus never caused dead people to vote.
12. Unlike liberals, Jesus never sought to compel people to be sodomites.
13. Unlike liberals, Jesus never subverted his own country.
14. Unlike liberals, Jesus never took bribes and put bribe money in his freezer.
15. Unlike liberals, Jesus did not answer the same question differently depending on the audience.

Get the picture? Jesus was not a liberal. If he were here today, he would be a Conservative (not a Democrat or a Republican).

Read the unbelievable ignorance of what we suppose to be a real person HERE.

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