VOTE TYSON FOR PREZ 2008!!
That’s right folks, it’s official. I am running as a candidate for President of the United States. My campaign will center around the following objectives:
1. Reduce the size of the US Government by 66%. We will push to reign in the government so it functions only as specified in the Constitution of the United States. All extraneous programs of the Federal Government will be eliminated. Coupled with this reduction in size will be a reduction in cost. Examples of necessary actions here include:
- Get government out of education
- Get government out of housing
- Get government out of healthcare
- Get government out of Social Security
- Get government out of food distribution to the “poor”
- Get government out of AIDS (US and foreign)
- Get government out of all subsitites
2. Implement the Fair Tax. Together with the actual reductions in government, the Fair Tax will fuel the economy to previously inconceivable levels.
3. Eliminate abortion. The legalized murder of American children has gone on too long. If elected, we will not stop until action is taken to stop the killing.
4. Resolve Criminal Migration. To stop the invasion of the USA by Mexico, we will seal the borders of this nation. A wall will be built. Land mines will be installed. Laser targeted machine guns will automatically target those trying to cross. To resolve the problem of existing illegal workers and residents, we will take the following steps:
- Detain and deport ALL illegals encountered by law enforcement during routine performance of duty.
- Seize all property of those that employ illegal workers.
- Acquire 200,000 school buses to transport illegal residents out of the country. Organized sweeps will begin at illegal population centers. Our goal will be to eliminate 90% of illegals within 4 years.
- Suspend the “Born Here, Citizen Here” rule. Well known to the criminal migrants is the need to generate offspring upon entry into the USA. This is an unacceptable exploitation of American law and it will be stopped. We will retroactively suspend citizenship for all those who acquired it as an “anchor baby” over the past 30 years.
- Require citizenship documentation for key transactions. Those that cannot produce it will immediately be deported.
- Motor vehicle documents, traffic violations
- Employment
- Real Estate rental or purchase
- Bank / credit union accounts and loans
- Utility accounts such as gas, electric, telephone.
- Voter registration and voting
- Court appearances
5. Expel the United Nations from American territory. Suspend all funds going to the UN. Withdraw US membership in the United Nations.
6. Suspend, NAFTA, CAFTA, and GATT. Either terminate trading relationships with other countries or terminate those relationships.
- Disband the North American Union known as SPP.
- Death penalty for all sex offenders.
- Convert the Federal Reserve from a private firm to a government agency.
- Enforce laws against treason.
- Quickly, forcibly, and victoriously conclude all foreign military actions, then withdrawl all US forces back to the USA. The USA will no longer insert itself as peacekeepers or humanitarian assistants around the world.
- Energy independence. Forget the lipservice, we are going to drill for more oil in Alaska. and off the gulf coast. This is a major priority. Our domestic oil supply should be supplying 95% of America’s energy needs by the end of 4 years.
This is just some of the policies you can look forward to if I am elected president.
