HOAX! Whacked out Jonser Lies to Police!
What a way to get a date!
Seriously, though, I think the majority of Jonsers are a bit fruity and are worthy of at least some empathy if not compassion.
Bob Jones student’s story a hoax
Police say he lied about being beaten by policePublished: Friday, September 28, 2007 - 12:01 pm
By Eric Connor
STAFF WRITER
econnor@greenvillenews.comA Bob Jones student who told police that a man driving a fake police car pulled him over, drove him to a graveyard and beat him made up the story to gain the attention of a woman, authorities said today.
“His wounds were self-inflicted,” Greenville Police Cpl. Jason Rampey said. “He did it to get the attention of a female.”
Caleb Hammonds Brooks, 22, was charged late Thursday with filing a false police report, a misdemeanor, according to an arrest warrant. He was released on a personal recognizance bond, Rampey said.
Brooks confessed to making up the story after investigators found inconsistencies in his description of events, Rampey said.

