The state of the union sucks. This is not surprising when we consider that the union exists today based on immoral and unconstitutional precepts that predate Abraham Lincoln. This is also not surprising considering the fact that the “dumbing down of America” program has been fully operational for almost 30 years. Yes, we’ve got problems at the core of our republic (too bad most people think this is a democracy and they don’t even know what a republic is).
We have stupid people voting for self-righteous, narcissistic fools. That’s how most of you got to where you are today. As I speak to the Congress, I am speaking to liars. I speak to sodomites. I speak to perverts. I speak to crooks. I speak to men and women who value their political position more than the good of the country. I speak to at least one murderer (right Kennedy?). I speak to blasphemers of God and country. I speak to the very enemy we are trying to fight - Islamic terrorists. At least two of them have been seated in Congress while the leadership has sat idly by. I speak to a group that largely has no right to live - let alone occupy space in the hallowed grounds of the American Congress. Yes, we’ve got issues.
The state of the media sucks. The very group of lying un-American traitors that promote terrorists above America. You have disregarded truth and love lies. You lie about the president. You have lied about the economy. Your propaganda won the election for the Democrat party. You have inhibited progress in our fight against Islam. You have made up news stories and presented them as facts. The media functions largely as an arm of the Democrat Party. Because we have a dearth of truth in the media, I will be issuing an executive order banning ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, The Associated Press, The New York Times, The LA Times, and other media outlets from all government buildings and events. Each of these outlets will have to register as a propaganda outlet of the Democrat, socialist, or communist parties and display their affiliation on screen as long as they are on the air. The only network that pretends to be fair and balanced, Fox News, is the only media outlet that will receive government press releases, news conference access, and interviews. The American people have been deceived by your lies. You encourage them to live like animals. You fight for the legitimacy of pedophilia and bestiality. You encourage the mass-murder of babies. You take joy in seeing men and women killed for nothing more than the convenience of another. I sure can’t stop you, but I can do everything within my power to get the unbiased flow of news to the people.
We are going to stop killing babies. Now don’t get me wrong, I support the woman’s right to choose. It’s her body. today I challenge all women to choose to keep their clothes ON. Choose to keep your private areas a “penis-free zone.” It’s time to return to morality in America. The only penis you need to be concerned with is your husband’s. I’m PRO CHOICE for men too. Get your minds out of the gutter. Stop “scoring” on females and then trying to clean up your mess with an abortion. Abortion is murder. Men - you chose to stick it in. Women - you allowed a man to stick it in. Now you’ve brought a third, innocent human being into the picture. The Constitution of the United States applies to that person. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MURDER YOUR CHILDREN without being confronted with responsibility for your decision. We have thousands - if not millions of murderers freely living and working in all sectors of our society. The murder will stop NOW.
Speaking of murderers, we have more than just Senators and Congressmen who have killed. We have more than irresponsible, immoral parents who murder their children for convenience. We have thousands, if not millions of people living here illegally. They murder. They rape. They steal. They falsify documents. They vote. They freeload off of our generous society and government. They are criminals. They have violated the law of the United States of America. They will have to pay the price. We are going to find them. As we find them, we will load them into buses and send them back to where they came from. There is a legal way to come to America. They don’t follow it.
We are going to enforce the borders. Enough of this crap where the National Guard has to retreat on its own territory. We will begin by closing all borders. We will then begin installing manned machine gun posts. Mexicans need to know that their conquest of America will be stopped. If they try to cross into the US, they will die. We will build walls and fences. We will have a sort of “high tech” fence where automatic weapons will be triggered by border-crossers. Land minds will also be used. Mexicans that want to live will stay in Mexico.
We will be ending “Born here, citizen here.” Don’t take all day doing it either. We’ve got millions of anchor babies that have been dropped like cattle to justify the presence of criminals in our country. This is fraud. We will revoke all anchor baby citizenships beginning now, and retroactive to 1985. We will hunt you down. We will send you back. We will not let you back in. If your government will not receive you, we will strap a parachute on you and kick your ass out of an airplane back into your country.
We will end the secret effort to spring the North American Union upon the American people. Screw the Amero, we’re sticking with dollars. If Mexico wants to join up with Canada, they can go ahead. I don’t serve the American Union… I serve America.
We are going to launch an investigation to find out why dead people almost always vote for Democrats.
Stealing money out of working American’s paychecks is immoral. Even worse is when the central government takes that money and gives it to someone else. The income tax is over.
Social security was always a bad idea. The program will be disbanded immediately. It’s a waste of money. It’s besieged with fraud. It’s a tool of the politicians. It’s bankrupt. To be fair, it will end for all. Americans that are working: you now have the freedom to take that money that the government gave to some old guy somewhere and put that money in your own private retirement account. For all of you that are tempted to spend it and not save for the future: Think again. the government will not save you. We will construct homeless camps in every region of the United States. People who do not prepare for retirement; People that have bad luck; People that don’t work; there will be a tent, bread and peanut butter for you in these camps. We will see a resurgence of personal responsibility in America.
The American government needs to be re-invented. We have bureaucrats that make careers of subverting the direction and intention of the government while leaking sensitive data. We are going to take major steps to create more “turnover” or diversity within every level of government. Today, I have a message to every worker in every agency of the federal government except for the military: “You’re fired.” I want all new people working in government, bringing fresh minds, fresh ideas, and a new loyalty to America.
We will be closing NPR. Planned Parentood will no longer receive government funds. Food stamps and Aid for Dependant families will be ended.
All power and functions of the United States government that are not permitted or defined in the Constitution will be terminated immediately. Power will revert to the states.
The dawn of a greater America is here. Let us embrace the ideas of our forefathers. Let us fight for a true freedom. Let us move beyond the errors of the past. Let us be America AGAIN!